"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis.

"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."
Patrick Moore.

"So my choice is 'Or Death?'."
Eddie Izzard

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
Lilly Tomlin.

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city."
George Burns.

“To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.”

Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
~Crush

“Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.”