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"how wonderful life is when your in this world" |
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"caught in a trap, I can't walk out" |
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"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips" |
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"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain." |
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“I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day.” |
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"Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you." |
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“In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came ... that voice which calls to me and speaks my name.” |
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“She walks like she don’t care, walkin’ on imported air” |
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“Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup” |
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“It's not the wind that's cracked your shoulder, and threw you to the ground” |
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