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"how wonderful life is when your in this world"

 

"caught in a trap, I can't walk out"

 

"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips"

 

"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain."

 

“I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day.”

 

"Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you."

 

“In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came ... that voice which calls to me and speaks my name.”

 

“She walks like she don’t care, walkin’ on imported air”

 

“Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup”

 

“It's not the wind that's cracked your shoulder, and threw you to the ground”

 
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